Damn you jonathan wan!

Previously on the ''Chronicles of Daryl Lai'' the episode ended with Daryl picking up two refugees from the streets. After going through hours of database tracking, we found out that their names were jonathan wan and Ng yew choong. (im not gonna caps their names cause i dunt really give a shit) Today's episode will uncover how much of a jackass jonathan wan can be...

okay i woke up at 10 am, jumped off my bed only to realize that they were both still snoozing. On normal occasions, jon would always be the first one to rise but anyway, Hon and chipmunk popped by several minutes later and patiently waited for 1 hr before i could summon those 2 blockheads to life.

Okay after chasing them off my house, i wenta swim with hon and chipmunk at the swimming complex in our vicinity(Buona Vista) Got myself a lil tanned woooo.
Then i realized i didn't bring extra pants, But thats another story( which im not gonna elaborate for it my tarnish my rep)
Anyway right after swimming, we went to meet Sai at GM whereby we had a marvelous feast at the mix rice shop. Then as we were chatting, Someone caught my attention, it was none other than our good friend YEW Choong! I went up to him and dragged him back to our table. We started chatting and He claimed that he was just strolling around in our neighbourhood but of course we all knew he was just surveying the area for good food.
After fellowshipping for 20 mins or so, i went back home , changed up and made my way to jon's house. Li Yang was there, already engrossed in an exhilarating fifa soccer match on jon's PS3.
I myself hooked up my lappy and played TFC, dota. yeayea .
Then we moved to jon's room as Puo Puo was gonna watch her 4.30 show hehe. The dudes were watching 'just follow law' on jon's lap and i was, yea dotaing. Well before i knew it, it was already 7 and we had to rush back home and get ready for our prayer walk thing at fairfield sec.

We all gathered at FMSS and just barged into the school like it was our own! Played with the addidas frisbee for awhile and was soon chased away by that paranoid woman who kept blabbing chinese words which i could not understand. (hey the words were pretty chim!)
Then our Huge youth group were dispearsed into two groups and we just prayer walked around the whole school for the next 30 mins. We prayed for several areas such as granting the students of fairfied a sense of openness so that they will not have stereotypical thoughts of christians even before they meet them. Anyway All was good until....

We made our way back to ghim moh...
We were all strolling back happy as we could ever be, chatting and just having good old normal fun. Then jon poked me for no apparent reason! It could possibly be due to what i did earlier on, i exposed a pic of him when he was sec 1 to his sis..haha i didn't think he would mind but he gave me that dirty screwed up face right after i show daffodil the pic. Well anyway, he started poking me rapidly as if he was gaining satisfaction. Infact i think he was! that saddistic face of his, hungry for the blood of others..
Readers, at this point of time you'll realize that jon isnt that cute and pleasant goody too shoes kinda boy we know him of, but a saddistic child with a sick childhood.
He was poking me like there was no tommorow! I think he really liked the way i reacted to his pokes.... I was jumping around tryin my best to evade his vicious attempts. Right after we crossed this traffic light junction, i began to sprint away hoping that i'll get him off my tracks. But then that only thrilled him further so much so that he actually gave chase!
My God i wasn't wearing my specs and i coulda just fallen down a pit or something!
At one point, i thought i had lost the beast. But then from a distance, somehow he turned his head and began rampaging towards me. I was cornered and none of my friends could help me but its not as if they would.. With a sudden surge of courage, i just dashed pass jonny before he could even lay his fingers at my ribs. I ran all the way up to the MRT station whereby i finally got him off my tracks. Haha poor jonny was actually leaning near a railing, trying to spot meh. But of course i was actually hiding behind a barricade at that point of time. Unaware of my presence, i went back to find our group. They were pretty stunned that was perspiring like mad, it was kinda embarrassing....
Soon after, jon spotted me blending with the youth and did not dare lay his fingers on me. Yup, i actually tamed him, he was under my control. AND this is my blog i can say whatever i want, jonny boy!
Anyway the rest of ta youth went to HV but after sweating like a marathon runner, i decided not to tag along with them to HV. Felt really uncomfortable and just made my way back home. I wanted to go HV but jon had to just irritate me. screw...
Well jon if you're reading this, read the title 10 times and eat it!


haha if you readers think i'm really fumed up, im actually not, ima jus kiddin =]

On the whole, today was a rather thrilling day i would say, courtesy of jon haha..
Gd night peeps !