HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY BOY!!!

Today is the 17th of august. 17 years ago, in the year of 1991, a child was born. This child to whom i speak of is none other than Jonathan Wan Wei Jian A.K.A Dante. Every year, millions of people all over the world, celebrate this wonderful day in commenmeration of Jonathan Wan. Even countries like Afghanistan are starting to introduce 'Jonathan day' into their nation. Countries invest millions into the festivities(Fireworks, air shows, sky-diving parachuters) and the celebrations last for weeks. It has been found out through surveys that 'Jonathan day' is the most popular holiday right after Christmas and it'll be rather ubiquitous for you to walk in the streets and find out that atleast 80 percent of the people have their 'i love jonathan wan' clothes on. In fact from 17th September onwards, the UN is implementing a law that it is compulsory for everyone in the world to put on a pair of 'i love jonathan wan' undies during the first 3 weeks of the 'jonathan wan' day festivities.

Anyway I'd like to personally wish you a happppy flabby birthday!!!



Yours sincerely,

from the guy who created this bunch of crap, Daryl